Showing posts with label babypics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label babypics. Show all posts

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Forming Neural Pathways with Breaking Bad

...Is a current fact of Mizz McCrumpleface's existence that gives me pause when I consider the implications. Not the least of my worries is the fact that Jesse curses so poorly. For a little gang-banger, he sure does sound like an awkward tween grasping for attention every time he adds the word "bitch" superfluously to the end of a sentence. I want my daughter to know how to curse appropriately, dammit. And of course I'd rather she grew up to do something other than manufacture methamphetamine, but I wouldn't want to squelch her dreams when she's less than six weeks old, I suppose. I wouldn't blame her for getting bored with her current job, which is pretty much limited to laying around and being cute, acting as a conduit for various body fluids, and waiting for all the wires to hook themselves up in her brain and body. Emphasis on the "cute," as you can see.



I have been feeling mostly good, with day or two-long blips here and there. I had a somewhat stressful family visit in the middle of some sleepless nights, which made me more-than-average bitchy about the things I dislike about certain family members of mine. My aunt was in true form, representing the television-addicted, chain restaurant-preferring, Fox News-watching demographic. Even though she was being perfectly respectful, it was driving me a little unreasonably nuts. Andor and I were fighting a little too. Once all that stuff leveled out and we got some sleep and sex, things improved dramatically. I have been daydreaming rather nonstop about metalworking, and when I'm not doing that, I just watch this fine TV show on Netflix. I am glad for the little bit of stimulation.

I have a date tomorrow to begin my little apprenticeship with Mug Monsters. Will report later.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

A Day Much Improved

I am happy to report that a bit of sleep after a couple of beers last night, followed by a productive day today, has made the world seem like a brighter place. It also helps that Cora gave up on her 24-plus hour vigil and went the fuck to sleep. And for anyone who did not catch the reference, do yourself a favor and watch this video.


So, about smiling. I know that babies aren't supposed to smile for a while. However, I feel almost sure that I have seen a look on Cora's face that foreshadows her future smile.

The photo below shows her in full fabulous jazz hand formation. I remember feeling her little fingers moving around beside her face when she was still inside me. She still spends lots of her waking time making hand gestures that are as nonsensical as they are charismatic, and sometimes she even does it in her sleep. The Radical Faeries are sure to love that, even if she is a vagina-haver.